seven: creeper...

WARNING: This is a rant. I know over-rated and emo, but I was freaked out at the time when I wrote this and writing helps me feel better. This isn't so much influential, more so a reminder never to be so dumb.
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There are several lessons everyone should learn when they want to learn more about someone, and the first lesson is BE DISCRETE. If you want to spy on your boyfriend's ex, do not have the audacity to ask your BFF add her on facebook so you can peek at her profile. Or maybe you think she's dumb enough to just add you just because she has a high number of 'friends' on facebook. Here's a tip, smart girl's tend to keep a lock down on their personal information, and EVERYONE knows that you're really just a branded version of yourself on facebook. It's about as real as fake boobs. Why else would people untag unflattering photos, and chose to only upload ones that spin them in a good light? Plus haven't you ever heard of Google? Even a simple search using the university search would have yielded you better results. Obviously you aren't that tech savvy.

But hey why should you be? Come on, you don't think I would be able to resist the urge to peek back. OK I'll admit at first I thought maybe you could be someone I may have met in passing, but upon further examination you're about the furthest thing from my crowd. Seriously give me a break, instead of wasting your energy on me spend some time with your bastard child. (No I'm not saying that to be mean, but you're obviously proud to be a single mom posing in your disgusting and stained pyjamas preggers belly hanging out). Or maybe go back to school so you won't become another sad statistic of young single mothers being socially disadvantaged. Sorry, but I'm pretty sure working as a cashier at a grocery store doesn't pay that well and the chances for advancement are slim. Hello, no one dreams of spending a life living in poverty or off the good graces of their parents... so do something about it! Think about your kid and how unfortunate that he has to enter life in such an undesirable state.

PS. Take a lesson from a smart girl, put some parameters on your profile. Don't post incriminating photos of yourself and allow people to see you piss drunk and making out with other girls. Or ones where you look like a complete hooch, leg up beside a limo. People will judge you on that, and anything that has ever been online can be found if there is a will to find it. (Should I mention there's one degree of separation between myself and the creator of facebook?) Don't settle on being a bottom of the barrel kind of girl, because every girl does have dreams of being a princess or at least something worthwhile. Maybe you've been broken, over and over again, but there's no reason to continue to degrade yourself in such a way. Maybe you find it empowering... but truth be told there's a reason you're not married and why I have to fight the urge to look at you with contempt.

And please don't try to look me up, you'll be severely disappointed. Tell your BFF we're probably as different as night and day, so really no comparisons have to be made. If I really wanted to I could reveal information that would crush her world, but that's unnecessarily cruel. But don't think you got away with messing with the wrong girl. Nobody, especially those I do not know, is allowed to take advantage of me. Bother me again, and I will consider that an invitation to the game... your attempts to find dirt or whatever will be matched and beaten.